Feel the love...
Happy Valentine's Day!! LOVE is in the air. I, too, have been bitten by the LOVE bug and struck by cupid's arrow today. You might be a bit shocked and want to ask what exactly I have fallen for...so I will not hold you in suspense any longer. I LOVE my new ticket. I LOVE the police officer that issued my new ticket. I LOVE the fact that he claimed I was going 87 in a 60. I also LOVE the fact that when I denied that I could possibly be going that fast he said, "Oh, I may have caught a car on the other side so I'll just give you a ticket for 70 in a 60." Fucker. I LOVE that Fort Worth requires a person to actually appear in court to sign the ticket rather than just mailing it in. I LOVE that I cannot take defensive driving to get rid of this ticket because I just completed it for my last ticket. What I LOVE most of all is that NOBODY is going to say, "I told you so!" or try to lecture me about getting another ticket in less than 6 months. LOVE is such a wonderful feeling...
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